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Ava, you stinker!

By Dad | June 16, 2008

Grace is unable to respond directly to Ava’s tag, so I and her mother will fill in the required information on her behalf.

1. What was I doing 10 years ago?

10 years ago, I did not exist.

2. Five things on my to do list today?
* Wake up earlier than my parents would appreciate
* Suck on binkies– yes, more than one. One just ain’t enough
* Hook up some candy for peeing and pooping on the potty
* Catch up with my favorite monkey, Curious George
* Hang out with my pals at daycare

3. Five or so places I have traveled?
* Lake Nacimiento

* Las Vegas (It was for a wedding. I didn’t gamble.)

* Catalina

* Carlsbad — I visited Sea World and Legoland

* Disneyland

4. Five snacks/treats I enjoy
* Goldfish — any color
* Green Grapes
* Snap Pea puffs (They’re shaped like snap peas, but they’re not snap peas)
* Nuts, especially cashews
* Gummy anything

5. What would I do if I were a billionaire?
I would buy a medieval castle in Austria to live in with my wardrobe full of princess gowns and slippers. I would hire servants to tickle me on demand. I would purchase a controlling interest in the Nuk brand of pacifiers to insure that I would always have access to an endless supply of binkies.

6. Five bad habits.
* I sort of have a bit of a binky habit if you hadn’t noticed
* I contradict everything my mother says
* I eat and run, literally. I have trouble sitting still, period.
* I’m a notorious dawdler, especially when my mom is running ten minutes late.
* I’m a little too proud for my own good. I have trouble delegating tasks that I know are above my skill level.

7. Places I have lived.
* Born and raised at the beach
* I’m thinking of buying a timeshare in Hawaii, or Koohowee, as I like to call it.

8. Jobs I’ve had
Work?! Are you kidding? If I had a job, I would probably be an object arranger supervisor. I would yell out orders to my colleagues telling them where to put things. If that doesn’t pan out I could always fall back on becoming a professional karaoke singer.

9. People I think should answer these questions (you’ve been tagged!)
No one. It ends here. This took far too much of my time, and I don’t want to cause a decrease in productivity for any of my friends and acquaintances.

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